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Outrageous Claims ©

Ok, I kind of got the idea for this game on one of Josh’s posts, in which someone commented and said a bunch of things that weren’t true, but were hilarious. Hence this game.
Here’s how you play:

The goal of this game is to try and be as outrageous as possible (easy, right?)
Here is a few examples.

  I have a dog from Narnia!

  Yeah, well, I LIVE in Narnia!
(Sorry, allow me to explain, I mean Narnia the country, not the person. Continue!)

  Yeah, well I live in the WHITE HOUSE!

Understand? The goal is to get crazier and crazier. There is only one rule so far:

Everything has to be family friendly. I once knew a 9 YEAR OLD on WordPress, and I don’t want to be exposing 9 year olds to stuff that shouldn’t be said. Capeesh? 😉



70 Comments leave one →
  1. February 16, 2009 5:35 pm

    Ok, I’ll kick things off……

    I INVENTED emoticons (smilies) 😀

  2. ζiρΦ7 permalink
    February 16, 2009 5:57 pm

    As much as I appreciate your invention of emoticons, I think my invention of the teeth whitening Crest Whitestrips gives so much more back to personal self-esteem!

  3. February 17, 2009 3:52 am

    Well I INVENTED self-esteem!

  4. February 17, 2009 7:17 am

    As much as self esteem is important my radical and outrages claim is much sillier and real,so sit aside good people and watch as i bask in the sunlight of importance:

  5. February 17, 2009 12:49 pm

    Yeah, well, I wrote the MAGNA CARTA!

  6. ζiρΦ7 permalink
    February 17, 2009 1:52 pm

    Psft… I wrote the Declaration of Independence right after I made the white strips so everyone in the picture had a bright smile.

  7. February 17, 2009 10:44 pm

    Humph. People these days YOU may of did that independence thing and the white strips thing but I invented the Dentist industry and thus I am responsilbe for your idea of the strips.

  8. February 18, 2009 8:11 am

    Yeah, well, guess who invented the DENTIST’S CHAIR?

  9. ζiρΦ7 permalink
    February 18, 2009 9:21 am


    I was hanging around in the dentist office in the dark, so I invented the “light bulb”.

  10. ζiρΦ7 permalink
    February 18, 2009 9:21 am


  11. ζiρΦ7 permalink
    February 18, 2009 7:12 pm

    Must be my computer …. I can’t see your responses.

  12. ζiρΦ7 permalink
    February 18, 2009 7:13 pm

    Ok, I got it. Sorry.

  13. February 19, 2009 4:49 pm

    Yeah, well guess who invented the kite so Ben Franklin could discover electricity so you could make your lightbulb?? 🙂

  14. February 20, 2009 12:48 am

    Pft, people. Listen up. I invented HOUSES. SO yeah, thank me for the place were you HANG UP THE LIGHTBULB!

  15. February 20, 2009 9:25 am

    yeah well guess what guys? i ate my house and therefore invented eating, so without me you would all be starving to death.

  16. ζiρΦ7 permalink
    February 20, 2009 9:26 am

    I say Psft and you say Pft. It is like saying potato and pototo. Tomato and Tomoto. LOL

    Well then I wondered who was the creator of many a style of house, now I know. You had some silly construction on some of them. LOL

    I created the nail of which I have improved upon many times over!! And the saying
    “Dead as a Doornail” came from me as well.
    A dead nail was one whose tip was clenched back into the wood. This was a common way to fasten door and gate hinges to prevent the nails from working loose in the early years. 😛

  17. ζiρΦ7 permalink
    February 20, 2009 9:29 am

    Ah, we must of have posted at the same time wurtburt.

  18. February 20, 2009 9:29 am

    i invented death. zipo were on at the same time. i wanna meet u

  19. February 20, 2009 1:12 pm

    lol we did it again. at the same time. I invented door and gate hinges AND the early years, so without me there would have been no doornails

  20. ζiρΦ7 permalink
    February 20, 2009 1:44 pm

    Excuse me… but I got nails covered and they came before hinges you silly. How do you think you kept you hinges on doors and gates? Glue? ROFL

    However, we will work together on this before DEATH darkens our door or gate. 😆

  21. ζiρΦ7 permalink
    February 20, 2009 1:45 pm

    We may have to take a trip to the U.S. Patten and Trade Mark Office to determine who came first. ROFL

  22. February 20, 2009 4:41 pm

    Hinges Sminges I CREATED CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!! Beat That 😉

  23. ζiρΦ7 permalink
    February 20, 2009 6:31 pm

    So you are saying you are his daddy? LOL

    Well take a back seat… I created Jackie Chan

  24. February 20, 2009 6:35 pm

    No i created him outta rocks and steel.JACKIE CHAN!? HA! I CREATED THE ROMAN EMPIRE!!

  25. February 20, 2009 9:23 pm

    Yeah? Well I was the emperor of the Roman Empire. Back in the day…

  26. ζiρΦ7 permalink
    February 20, 2009 10:07 pm

    Let’s take down a notch…..

    I evented the toga.

    One size fits all…. emperors included.

  27. February 21, 2009 7:35 am

    I created the world, so without me there would be no emperors. I also created the fall of the roman empire, the worlds greatest empire. and on a completely unrelated note, i hold the codes to the US nuclear missiles, therefore implying that im the president

  28. February 21, 2009 7:35 am

    yes worry your arms are in bad hands! LOL jk

  29. February 21, 2009 11:25 am

    So.. I take it you guys like my new game. 🙂

    Stand back everyone…………

    I invented gunpowder so that you could light your missiles!! 🙂

  30. frog143 permalink
    February 22, 2009 7:38 am

    I invented wordpress so we could make these outrageous claims! i also invented computers and the internet and sold my ideas to bill gates for a large sum of money. lol

  31. frog143 permalink
    February 22, 2009 8:06 am

    btw this is wurburt45348…

  32. ζiρΦ7 permalink
    February 22, 2009 10:24 pm

    wurtburt I like your new name. Possily you changed your name because you are hiding from the cops or something? 😆

    I invented the printing press ….and made the first paper money.

  33. February 23, 2009 2:56 pm

    I’m going to take it down slightly a notch because I can’t think of anything to top money….
    I invented the Ipod. 🙂

  34. ζiρΦ7 permalink
    February 23, 2009 3:43 pm

    Well that is two notches we have gone down to now. I hope our belt doesn’t get to tight. Ha.

    I see there was a mistake on the new post. Whew I thought maybe I was in LaLa Land again. But I find I am in the Garden of Eden. 🙂

    I my friends invented the apple. Yah, the “original” one and only forbidden fruit!

  35. February 23, 2009 8:30 pm

    🙂 Yeah, but guess who invented the nectarine?

  36. February 24, 2009 3:56 pm

    guess who invented the WORD fruit? i am stupid…

  37. February 25, 2009 3:42 am

    Yeah, well guess who holds the world record for most fruit trees in a garden the size of just 1msq? Me, that’s who =P

  38. February 25, 2009 6:53 pm

    guess who holds the record for holding the most records involving fruite? ME!

  39. February 26, 2009 11:36 am

    Yeah, well guess who planted the first fruit tree that grew all fruit??

  40. ζiρΦ7 permalink
    February 26, 2009 2:11 pm

    Speaking of fruit, I invented Fruit of the Loom – Cotton Clothing. Activewear products to deliver the performance your life style demands. Enjoy! 😛

  41. February 26, 2009 3:23 pm

    well i invented the loom, for without me you couldnt have made your clothing or your name.

  42. February 26, 2009 5:33 pm

    Yeah, well, the loom would be useless without thread, which was made by yours truly. 🙂

  43. February 26, 2009 7:48 pm

    Well i created the silk and string to make the thread.

  44. February 27, 2009 5:03 pm

    Taking it down a notch for no reason:

    well while your creation of silk was good, without music nobody would be able to sit there to take the time to weave, so i created the iPod touch.

  45. ζiρΦ7 permalink
    February 27, 2009 5:52 pm

    PPL you are making me crazy. LOL Taking it down another notch?! I will think of another phrase. Let’s get serious…I hold the record for th most music cd’s sold in the world.

  46. February 27, 2009 5:55 pm

    (What was your name that you were so famous??)

    Aha, but records came before CD’s and I created the record.

  47. February 28, 2009 10:42 pm

    Yeah, well I created the WORLD RECORD. Muahahahha =]

  48. March 1, 2009 8:19 am

    (zipo the whole point if this game is to be the opposite of serious)
    well i have ALL of the world records! including the one for most rainbows colored in 1 minute.

  49. ζiρΦ7 permalink
    March 1, 2009 10:23 am

    Hey Wurt, I think holding the record for most CD’s sold is the opposite of being serious or I would have written I hold the record for being serious and I would have changed the phrase to Let’s get CD’d. Thanks for your insightful thought though.

    I created all the colors of the rainbow.

  50. March 2, 2009 8:33 am

    I created white light, which is what is split by prisms to create colors. yeah. I went there

  51. March 3, 2009 4:23 pm

    i created light itself.

  52. ζiρΦ7 permalink
    March 4, 2009 10:20 am

    Not to brag, but if the truth be known, and I am telling it now, man’s great contributions to generations yet unborn was created by me, the world’s largest telescope.

  53. March 5, 2009 3:49 am

    Yeah? Well I invented the English alphabet – and without it you wouldn’t be able to make your outrageous claims! Unless you do it in, like, Arabic or some other language with its own characters, but that’s another story.

  54. March 5, 2009 11:52 am

    🙂 Aha, but how would we write without the invention of the computer screen? (Which was, of course, invented by myself.)

  55. March 6, 2009 2:02 am

    Yeah, well guess what I invented? That’s right – the number 4. Without the number 4 numbers like 40 would lose their meaning.

  56. March 7, 2009 9:03 am

    well i invented 0, 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 0, so without me the only number you could make is 4

  57. March 11, 2009 4:22 am

    Pfft. Guess who named all the months? No, not me…my uncle did!

  58. March 11, 2009 4:43 pm

    guess who created uncles? not you ME

  59. March 13, 2009 10:12 am

    🙂 Aha, but uncles would be nothing without GREAT uncles!! Which, of course, was all MY doing.

  60. March 14, 2009 6:17 am

    well you know that both aunts AND great aunts are my creation, so step aside for the importantest person so far ME!

  61. Kjdpenguin permalink
    March 15, 2009 6:14 pm

    i created humans!!!!!
    ^ ^

  62. March 16, 2009 2:58 pm

    i created words, so therefore without me you would have no way of expressing your outrageous claims. I also invented every character currently in use today and hieroglyphics (ancient Egyptian writing). I did not, though create cave writing, because it is so easy a caveman can do it (i also created that phrase).

  63. ζiρΦ7 permalink
    March 17, 2009 8:42 am

    Hapyy St. Patrick’s Day to you all!

    And here is a wee bit of Luck for ye!
    Ádh na nÉireannach

    I created the shamrock for luck! ▼

  64. March 18, 2009 5:41 pm

    I created St. patricks day and i was st. Patrick in a past life, so without me there would be no saint patricks day, thus no big irish holidays, and no day celebrating the shamrock. So without me your invention would be pointless.

  65. ζiρΦ7 permalink
    March 19, 2009 11:32 am

    Wow, that was confrontational. LOL

    I created sparkling water.

  66. March 21, 2009 2:26 pm

    I created sparkles so your water could be sparkly.

    what does comfrontational mean? XD

  67. ζiρΦ7 permalink
    March 23, 2009 9:32 am

    Confrontational means the clashing of forces or ideas. It sounded like you were going to wipe me out. LOL

    I think Stellar is M.I.A. (Missing in Action) So, I am going to take a break as well. =)

  68. March 25, 2009 4:58 pm

    same with that.

  69. March 28, 2009 10:23 am

    Ok, I’m back, along with a new post apologizing. So sorry.
    Allow me to begin a new outrageous claim….
    I wrote the very first dictionary (even before Webster) called StellSter’s Dictionary. You ought to look it up on Google. 🙂

  70. March 28, 2009 11:23 am

    I am webster.

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